Weblog Entry - 10/29/2002: "Names, wonderful names!"

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Entry: "Names, wonderful names!" - 10/29/2002

Excited by the seemingly positive "Which Cartoon Dog Are You" results, I decided to embark upon a little pseudonym-searching session this afternoon. Check out what I came up with:

My Pirate Name is Iron Jack Vane

My Hobbitt Name is Togo Danderfluff

My Pokéname is Voltpuff

My Authentic Indian Name is Joseph Inexpensive Arachnid

My Pilgrim Name is Fear Legg

My Hawaiian Name is Palike Pokeli

My Fairy's Name is Field Reeddancer

My TechnoPagan Name is Tired Scanner

My WuName (inspired by the WuTang Clan) is Superintendent God-Botherer

Unfortunately, my Work Nickname is Ugly

And tragically, my Smurf Name is Erectile Dysfunction Smurf

Hmmm.... that Smurf name is a little troubling. Thinking back, I was always turned on by Smurfette.... but then again who wouldn't be? After all, she was the only girl smurf with blonde hair and high heels. I bet she had to put up with a lot of "Dumb Blonde Smurf" jokes.

Q - What is the best thing about being a blonde smurf?
A - You're only a *little* dumb!

Ha!

Bryceman